Pawn Shopper Gifts

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I've been window-shopping..."

"It looked different on the internet."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Prawn Shop

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Hi, yourself.'

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Ladies Lingerie.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I've got over thirty football cups and medals.'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'