Pawnshop Owner Gifts

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I'll take it!'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Honesty in retail

"Phew, that was close."

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"