Pawnshop Owner Gifts

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Phew, that was close."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'You tell me how he does it.'