Pawn Shop Owner Gifts

The lender of last resort?

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

Rag and Bone Shop.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'So, maybe I know him, maybe we did some business. What's he accused of?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cat Show

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Lap fish..."

'I'll take him.'

'I'll take it!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"Phew, that was close."