Pawn Shop Owner T-Shirts

The lender of last resort?

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

Rag and Bone Shop.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'So, maybe I know him, maybe we did some business. What's he accused of?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take it!'

'I'll take him.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Phew, that was close."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.