Pawn Shop Workers T-Shirts

'I can only offer you £10.00 for the gun.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Prawn Shop

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Gift-wrapped pet

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

'Oh no you don't!'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."

'I've got over thirty football cups and medals.'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Cash for gold.

'No! You may not see a menu.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Revenge pawn

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

'No you may NOT see a menu.'

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '