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'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Get down from there!'

Tadpoles

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

Installing the garden pond

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

"That's embarrassing!"

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

And many other things you have not seen there before.

Liberal Arts Diploma.

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

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