Pond Maintenance Worker Gifts

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Tadpoles

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Get down from there!'

"So...how do we get out of this one Fatso?"

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Installing the garden pond

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

"That's embarrassing!"

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

And many other things you have not seen there before.

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

Liberal Arts Diploma.

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'