Pond Peacekeeper Gifts

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Warring parents

A neutral observer.

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"We never fight anymore."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'