Pond Protector Gifts

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Trump leaving

"Smokey The Tree"

"I brought cocoa."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Raining Leaves.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Save the termites.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Do something for the environment.

Amazon Burning

"See a trend?"

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"We used to be cooler."