Poolside Protector Gifts

'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Flip Flops

On holiday.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Japanese Whaling

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Bankside

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

Save the river.

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Tred carefully mill.

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'