Poolside Protagonist Gifts

"No peeing in pool"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin tricks.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

No petting in the pool!

Tentacle attacking diver.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Swimming with dad

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming

"Shake! Good dog."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Dive in...

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Get in the house now!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'