Pool Protector Gifts

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Japanese Whaling

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Bishops Snooker

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.