Water Protector Gifts

Fish with a water supply.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

East Looe sewage on beach

Landfill to the left of us, landfill to the right of us...

'I wait for them to come up to cough, then I net them.'

'The paper mill has been prevented from dumping into the lake any longer. They've switched to the reservoir.'

Red mud sprinkler

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"Looking for gold?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

Japanese Whaling

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

"It's trickle down."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Statue of Security

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down