Water Protector Pillows

Fish with a water supply.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

East Looe sewage on beach

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

Landfill to the left of us, landfill to the right of us...

'I wait for them to come up to cough, then I net them.'

'The paper mill has been prevented from dumping into the lake any longer. They've switched to the reservoir.'

Red mud sprinkler

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"Looking for gold?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Privacy Conference Security

'More government surveillance!'

Privacy - Surveillance

"It's trickle down."

Japanese Whaling

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Statue of Security

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'