Protector Gifts

Looking for the ideal gift for someone with a protective role? Whether they’re a guardian at work or a caring friend in everyday life, our collection features witty and heartfelt items that celebrate their vigilant spirit. Bring a smile to the protector in your life with a clever mug, a comfy pillow, or a stylish print, all designed to honor their guarding nature with humor and appreciation.

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"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..." mockup

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too... mockup

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting." mockup

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

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Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell. mockup

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

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Privacy Conference Security

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'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!' mockup

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

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'More government surveillance!'

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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Privacy - Surveillance

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?" mockup

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear." mockup

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

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"Sorry kid, I work alone."

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'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.' mockup

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

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Statue of Security

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"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand." mockup

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise." mockup

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

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Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother mockup

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence." mockup

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?' mockup

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down mockup

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

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Domestic Spying Drones

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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.' mockup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

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Save the termites.

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"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this." mockup

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

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Hidden Facebook Features

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?' mockup

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

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"I only told a few friends."

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Protector Gifts Collection

Protector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for protectors—bring humor and recognition to their daily routine with a coffee that celebrates their vital role.

Protector Pillows

Cushion their resting moments with pillows crafted for protectors—combining comfort with clever tribute to their guarding nature.

Protector Prints

Decorate with prints that honor protectors—artful tributes to the guardians who make a difference, perfect for their space or office.

Protector T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts for protectors—wear your appreciation for their guarding spirit with witty and heartfelt designs they’ll love.