Protector Mugs

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Save the termites.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Hope and ______

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