Policy Protector Mugs

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Worthless B*****ds

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Hope and ______

"I only told a few friends."

Hidden Facebook Features

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'