Protector T-Shirts

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Save the termites.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Hidden Facebook Features

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."