Protecting Mugs

Hiding behind dad.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Just Stop Boil

dog vs UFO...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Someone is at the front door."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I'm referring you to a doctor with better attorneys.'

Fight against theft of endangered species

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

Your angel is always with you

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Protection animals

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

Hunters in a forest.