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'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."