The Protector Gifts

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

A Hole in the Dike

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Save Our Universe

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Policeman talking to lost child

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Your angel is always with you

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Dang!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Protection animals

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...