Imaginative Protector Gifts

A child's fear of bogeymen, monsters and trolls under the bed is easily resolved, simply cut the legs off the bed.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A Hole in the Dike

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"People were steal his ideas"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Trainset

It's for you.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"So...you finally getting a girlfriend this year?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Nun confronts mugger.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Fancy Dress Box

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Headless Self-Portrait

"You were right. It's a mess."

Flying Pen

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Intellectual Property Thief

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

Hands off my IP!