Imaginative Player Gifts

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'. . . Close your eyes and see if you can guess what mummy and daddy have got for you!!'

Tiger Costume

"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Fancy Dress Box

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Playing doctor's no fun anymore. All I do is tell people to fill out forms."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'Let's play house. You can be my ex-husband.'

The Sir William Crookes Institute of Levitation.

Little Princess.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'At our age it doesn't matter if it's on backwards.'

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Playdough's The Republic

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'How's the water skiing?'