Imaginative Play Captain Gifts

"I'm exhausted. Get your own damn tea."

"Ramming Speed!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Playdough's The Republic

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Little Princess.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Elevator Pitch

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Building Blocks.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"