Imaginative Play Captain Gifts

"Ramming Speed!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Playdough's The Republic

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Resourceful toddler

Little Princess.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'How's the water skiing?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Elevator Pitch

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Building Blocks.

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"