Imaginative Play Warriors Gifts

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Playdough's The Republic

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Little Princess.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

The Physiciatrist...

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Building Blocks.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Kids Playing Doctor.