Imaginative Little Warriors Gifts

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Martial Arts

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Pinata good bags.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Kids."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"He keeps touching me!"

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Responsibility

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).