Imaginative Little Warriors Pillows

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Martial Arts

'Beware of teething baby.'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Kids."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"He keeps touching me!"

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

Responsibility

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)