Whimsical Warriors Pillows

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Late BroomStick

"Recalculating route..."

Mantis Love

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'I like to wear women's collars.'

The Jerry Scarer

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Ink Eraser

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Domestic Animals.

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"Now that's art!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Garden genomes.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

Visit the Geek islands.

River Source

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'