Whimsical Warrior Pillows

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

Fun at the office: Touch

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

'So we meet again, inchworm, but this time I have the upper hand!'

Cr�che Seige

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Victors

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

ET Mishap

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Home depot."

"Little help?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Hats and Food

"Right here's fine."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Funnel of Love

Valentine Day

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'