Whimsical Warrior Gifts

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

Fun at the office: Touch

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

'So we meet again, inchworm, but this time I have the upper hand!'

Cr�che Seige

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Victors

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Little help?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

ET Mishap

"Home depot."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Right here's fine."

Hats and Food

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Valentine Day

Funnel of Love

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'