Whimsical Warrior Fan Gifts

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

Cat statues on entrance gate

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'You're too aggressive.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Canary Heaven...

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Van Gogh.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Cr�che Seige

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Dogs play the double bass

'Razed any good cities lately?'