Whimsical Water Warrior Gifts

Toilet water

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Happy holidays for kids.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'You can't come in here with that.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Wrong leadership.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'