Water Wielder Gifts

House Plant Party

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Happy holidays for kids.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Wrong leadership.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'No surf?'

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'