Waterwise Warrior Gifts

Thames Water bills rocket.

Fish hunting for men.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Happy holidays for kids.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'You can't come in here with that.'

Wrong leadership.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"That's my boy!"

Save the river.

Cruise.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'No surf?'