Waterwise Warrior Gifts

Thames Water bills rocket.

Fish hunting for men.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Happy holidays for kids.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Wrong leadership.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Save the river.

'No surf?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"That's my boy!"

Cruise.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).