Water-saving Warrior Gifts

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'Household water use'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Ski Surfing

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

When the water's colder than you thought...