Water Conservation Warrior Gifts

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Armstrong, did you hear? The water from the Delta has mysteriously gone missing. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! We're in the middle of a massive drought! The state needs that water! What will become of us all?! Oh, the humanity! Better, but still not entirely genuine-sounding. Go see if the underground tank has topped off yet, minion.

Saving water

California Drought

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It's trickle down."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'Household water use'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Keystone XL

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Welsh water sewage

"It's not easy being green…"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

The Seahoover

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Criminal waste of water

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden