Water Conservation Warrior Gifts

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Saving water

California Drought

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It's trickle down."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

'Household water use'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Keystone XL

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Welsh water sewage

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Criminal waste of water

"It's not easy being green…"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

The Seahoover

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'