Water Conservation Champion Gifts

Drought

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"It's trickle down."

COP26

David Attenborough's Morning

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Household water use'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Criminal waste of water

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"The nominees"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Welsh water sewage

A polar bear holds a press conference.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."