Water Conservation Specialist Gifts

Water Shortage.

Scarcity

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It's trickle down."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'Household water use'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Welsh water sewage

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Mine problems

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Criminal waste of water

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

UK sewage dumps

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Valuable Water

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Will work for clean water.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

Gluttony and Famine

Water.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."