Water Conservation Specialist Gifts

Water Fountains

Water Shortage.

Scarcity

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It's trickle down."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Household water use'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Welsh water sewage

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Criminal waste of water

Mine problems

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

UK sewage dumps

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Valuable Water

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Will work for clean water.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Gluttony and Famine

A frog makes his own pond from tears.