Water Management Specialist Gifts

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Water Feature 2006.

Sewage in UK rivers

City Water Department: 'Hello! Flood Control!'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Criminal waste of water

Welsh water sewage

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

UK sewage dumps

"Well, the drought is over."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Cactus with Tap

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Taking Technology to the Developing World.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

The Source of the Thames...