Water Management Gifts

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

A Hole in the Dike

Water Department.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water War

Pipe Dream.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Septic Fields Forever.

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Water Department Flood

Water and agriculture

"It's almost as if Mother Nature hasn't figured out who's boss!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Neptune

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It's trickle down."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Daisy Diaper Service

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is where Brent council sends you