Water Company Manager Gifts

'Don't you dare mention a hosepipe ban...'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"Yes, the company is heavily into R&D... rust and decay!"

Plumbing Company Executive

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

Septic Fields Forever.

'So we meet again...'

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

"Here comes Paul. Maybe he can help us turn things around."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"What a beautiful day."

'We're down here to see how other company departments including shipping function.'

"Frank is something big in North Sea fishing."