Water Company Professional Gifts

Please DO NOT FOUL THE BEACH....(Unless you are a private water company...)

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

UK sewage dumps

"Well, the drought is over."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water Feature 2006.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

The Source of the Thames...

'We're de-salting water?'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"What a beautiful day."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Water needs filtration.

Swimmers sewage warning

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

Water Department Flood

In the future, wars will be fought over water

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Thames Water.