"Our policy is to not give a s**t."
Water Industry Professional Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone in the water industry? Our collection features humor and appreciation for engineers, scientists, and technicians who keep our water systems flowing. Find mugs, t-shirts, and more that celebrate their vital work.
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'
Water company bonus.
"It's trickle down."
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
Libyan Crude Oil
'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'
Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."
Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny
Car Breast-Feeding
'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'
'What it is is a giant kidney.'
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
BP Waiter: Dinner is served!
"We wish we could drink the water."
Venice Floods
Mine problems
"You have sewage between your teeth."
Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?
Welsh water sewage
"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."
"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"
The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.
Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'
Army Man Playset 2020
"I can remember when water was just wet."
Bump in the road.
UK sewage dumps
The Evolution of Transport.
Oil Spill in the Bath.
Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.
Water Industry Professional Gifts Collection
Water Industry Professional Mugs
Looking for more water industry humor? Check out our range of mugs designed for engineers and technicians who love a good laugh with their coffee.
Water Industry Professional Pillows
Comfort meets professionalism with our water industry-themed pillows—ideal for engineers and water scientists to brighten their space.
Water Industry Professional Prints
Decorate your favorite water industry pro's space with inspiring and fun prints that honor their dedication and expertise.
Water Industry Professional T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for water industry pros! Our shirts combine humor and professionalism to celebrate their essential work.