Water Industry Professional Mugs

"Our policy is to not give a s**t."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Libyan Crude Oil

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

Bump in the road.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Mine problems

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Welsh water sewage

Army Man Playset 2020

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Venice Floods

The Evolution of Transport.

UK sewage dumps

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Fracking Express

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil