Water Experts Mugs

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Mine problems

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

UK sewage dumps

Oil on Mars.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"It was a professional hit..."

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

'We're de-salting water?'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

Water needs filtration.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

Your Private Water Company: Out of Sight Out of Mind

'We call this ‘Medicinal Springs' because we're downstream from the pharmaceutical plant.'

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Water Shortage.