Water Industry Professional Pillows

"Our policy is to not give a s**t."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We wish we could drink the water."

Venice Floods

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Welsh water sewage

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Army Man Playset 2020

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Bump in the road.

UK sewage dumps

The Evolution of Transport.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.