Water Company Professional Pillows

Please DO NOT FOUL THE BEACH....(Unless you are a private water company...)

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

UK sewage dumps

"Well, the drought is over."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

The Source of the Thames...

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'We're de-salting water?'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"What a beautiful day."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

Water Department Flood

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

Swimmers sewage warning

Water needs filtration.

In the future, wars will be fought over water

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Water Department.

Thames Water.