Water Quality Specialist Gifts

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

The day the government stepped in to ensure our water was safe.

'Well, treat it again!'

Water.

Recycled Water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'We call this ‘Medicinal Springs' because we're downstream from the pharmaceutical plant.'

Mine problems

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

'We're de-salting water?'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

Water needs filtration.

Pool Sample