Water Quality Analyst Gifts

Pool Sample

Wishing Well: I'd get this tested if I were you.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We wish we could drink the water."

Mine problems

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

UK sewage dumps

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Gang Green

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Minnesota ground water

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

History of Gasoline.

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

Music charts development.

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."