Water Quality Expert Gifts

UK sewage dumps

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

'We're de-salting water?'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"This fish was from the wild and apparently something was wrong with the water... you should have added microplastics, some waste oil, and industrial effluent."

Pool Sample

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Your Private Water Company: Out of Sight Out of Mind

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

East Looe sewage on beach